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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!


conflictingheart:

by Amélie R

(Source: englishsnow)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from “Corpse Bride”

littlesweetdarling:

jennathearcher:

motherofdinos:

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“With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.
Your cup will never empty,
For I will be your wine.
With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.
With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.”

YES. 

HELL. FREAKING. YES.

I used to have this memorize and would say it to ppl