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pornstarwars:

okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch


shugarskull:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

Ok but can we have all of their names? The Pink gang of women is called the Gulabi Gang btw

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.


tsunamiwavesurfing:

princess-fellatio:

That’s his cinnamon apple.

let her go my nigg, let her go

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs


tsunamiwavesurfing:

princess-fellatio:

That’s his cinnamon apple.

let her go my nigg, let her go